From CNN (20 June 2086): Muties Use High-Tech to Evade Border Police
From CNN (1 October 2086): Border Patrol Installs Smellers to Detect Illegal Border Crossings
From CNN (20 December 2086): Illegal Muties Use AI-generated Smells to Avoid Detection
From CNN (15 February 2087): National Guard Deployed to Border Use AI-powered Intention Detectors to Counter Mutie Threat
From CNN (8 April 2087): Mutie Threat Grows as Illegal Border Crossers Deploy Reality Distortion Shields
From CNN (12 June 2087): Army Reinforces Border Patrol with Distortion-piercing Super-AI
From CNN (5 August 2087): Illegal Muties Use Worldwide AI Network Against Border Army
From CNN (10 October 2087): Supreme Overlord Trump VII Sends 100,000 Members of Human-Supremacist Militias to Join Border Effort
From CNN (6 December 2087): Border Mutants Reportedly Using Telepathy to Evade Capture
From CNN (17 January 2088): Every Satellite Ever Deployed Commandeered to Fight Illegal Border Crossings
From CNN (4 March 2088): Human-Supremacist Armies, US Army Fighting Each Other at Border
From CNN (5 May 2088): Border Czar Reports Historically Highest Rate of Illegal Crossings
From CNN (17 July 2088): Muties Harness Energy of Newly Discovered Ancient Civilization
From CNN (2 September 2088): US Army Joins Human-Supremacist Militias to Form Super-Force to Combat National Guard at Border
From CNN (18 November 2088): Victorious National Guard Rebrands as US Army as Border Wars Continue
From CNN (6 January 2089): Muties Use Mind Control to Become Invisible, Increase Number of Illegal Border Crossings
From CNN (20 March 2089): Entire Output of Every AI Datacenter on Earth Harnessed to Fight Illegal Border Crossings
From CNN (9 May 2089): World’s AI Systems Inexplicably Print “Chinga La Migra”
From CNN (20 July 2089): “Sons Of Zardoz” Militia Threaten Nuclear Warfare to Stop Illegal Aliens at Border
From CNN (3 September 2089): Entire State of Texas Obliterated as “Proud Mechs” Militia as Detonate Hydrogen Device at Border, Vow to Stop Illegal Crossings
From CNN (15 November 2089): Muties Battle Mechs at Border as Illegal Border Crossers Use Eighth Dimension Turbo-Encabulators to Avoid Detection
From CNN (9 January 2090): Entire Southeast of US Becomes Wasteland as Mutie Agitprop Turns Mechs, Nukes against Border Alliance
From CNN (25 March 2090): Illegal Border Crossings Continue Upward Trend…