From CNN (20 June 2086):  Muties Use High-Tech to Evade Border Police

 

From CNN (1 October 2086):  Border Patrol Installs Smellers to Detect Illegal Border Crossings

 

From CNN (20 December 2086):  Illegal Muties Use AI-generated Smells to Avoid Detection

 

From CNN (15 February 2087):  National Guard Deployed to Border Use AI-powered Intention Detectors to Counter Mutie Threat

 

From CNN (8 April 2087):  Mutie Threat Grows as Illegal Border Crossers Deploy Reality Distortion Shields

 

From CNN (12 June 2087):  Army Reinforces Border Patrol with Distortion-piercing Super-AI

 

From CNN (5 August 2087):  Illegal Muties Use Worldwide AI Network Against Border Army

 

From CNN (10 October 2087):  Supreme Overlord Trump VII Sends 100,000 Members of Human-Supremacist Militias to Join Border Effort

 

From CNN (6 December 2087):  Border Mutants Reportedly Using Telepathy to Evade Capture

 

From CNN (17 January 2088):  Every Satellite Ever Deployed Commandeered to Fight Illegal Border Crossings

 

From CNN (4 March 2088):  Human-Supremacist Armies, US Army Fighting Each Other at Border

 

From CNN (5 May 2088):  Border Czar Reports Historically Highest Rate of Illegal Crossings

 

From CNN (17 July 2088):  Muties Harness Energy of Newly Discovered Ancient Civilization

 

From CNN (2 September 2088):  US Army Joins Human-Supremacist Militias to Form Super-Force to Combat National Guard at Border

 

From CNN (18 November 2088):  Victorious National Guard Rebrands as US Army as Border Wars Continue

 

From CNN (6 January 2089):  Muties Use Mind Control to Become Invisible, Increase Number of Illegal Border Crossings

 

From CNN (20 March 2089):  Entire Output of Every AI Datacenter on Earth Harnessed to Fight Illegal Border Crossings

 

From CNN (9 May 2089):  World’s AI Systems Inexplicably Print “Chinga La Migra”

 

From CNN (20 July 2089):  “Sons Of Zardoz” Militia Threaten Nuclear Warfare to Stop Illegal Aliens at Border

 

From CNN (3 September 2089):  Entire State of Texas Obliterated as “Proud Mechs” Militia as Detonate Hydrogen Device at Border, Vow to Stop Illegal Crossings

 

From CNN (15 November 2089):  Muties Battle Mechs at Border as Illegal Border Crossers Use Eighth Dimension Turbo-Encabulators to Avoid Detection

 

From CNN (9 January 2090):  Entire Southeast of US Becomes Wasteland as Mutie Agitprop Turns Mechs, Nukes against Border Alliance

 

From CNN (25 March 2090): Illegal Border Crossings Continue Upward Trend…