Now You See Me : Gloss

Now You See Me

WAYS TO LEAVE THE STAGE

 

Exit stage left 

Disappear into a cloud of smoke 

Fall back on your fallback career

RUN!

Get upstaged by something more interesting 

Fade into obscurity 

Walk off

Put a tack in your shoe so you walk differently. Siphon money from your bank account until it’s all in cash. Find a crowded city where you can rent an apartment cheap. Disappear into the crowd. Build a new employment history, starting with temp or construction jobs. Think of a new name. Start calling yourself this new name. 

Miss your cue

Exit stage right

Insult someone in power

Be pulled apart by dogs 

Be trampled by dinosaurs

Be pursued by a bear 

Flee, vanish, go AWOL, take off

Quit 

Don’t come on in the first place 

Be a mediocre performer 

Be mediocre

Blend into the background 

Get into army camouflage 

Get into the army

Withdraw

Go back in time 

Abdicate yourself of any responsibility 

Say sorry 

Atone for your sins 

Undo your wrongdoings 

Un-fuck the world

 

 


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